Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

A real comment from a real person

I only have almost a ninth grade education, but I know better than all the millions and millions of scientists in all the countries put together, because all one needs to know is in the bible.

Just because someone goes to school 12 years to high school, then 4 more years for undergrad, then several years for a masters, then several more for a PhD, then spends their time 8 hours a day for 10 or 20 years - I know more than them darn scientists.

There are millions and millions of scientists, all living in different countries, and every one of them are wrong and misguided. All of them should quit.

All they do is come up with theories. For example, Evolution THEORY. It's only a theory. Just like the Theory of Gravity is only a theory - but what really holds us to the earth is angels are pushing down on our shoulders all the time. Oh, and "Number Theory" is I think what mathematicians use - Well, it's only a theory. They make up these things called fractions, but I only have 10 fingers, not 10 1/2, so where does this mysterious fractions like 1/2 come from? "Atomic Theory" is only a theory - have you actually ever seen an atom with your own eyes???? You believe atoms came about because of this thing called stellar nucleosynthesis? That Avagadro's number has 6.0221415 × 10^23 atoms, or this supposed thing called an 'ampere' is 6.241 × 10^18 electrons passing a given point each second - how could someone even count that fast??? Liars, all of them.

This "Large Hadron Collider" in Geneva, Switzerland - don't even get me started. Billions and billions of dollars spent on looking for things that don't exist. It's just a massive theft ring done by scientists so that they can buy their huge luxury yachts and get hot supermodels by spending lots of the stolen money on them. Yeah, the fast cars, fast living lifestyle done by scientists is the devil's work. I bet you didn't know this, but the Stephen Hawking guy has about 25 hot supermodels he bed-hops between, and does cocaine, pot, and he also listened to .... rock music, which everyone knows is the devil's music. No one thinks so anymore, because that's how good the devil is. Yes, the fast cars, too. Ferrari's, Lambourghini's. Did you know Hawking had his chair tuned up so it goes 0-60 in 3.5 seconds and has a top speed of 175 miles per hour? Those fast-living ways scientists live. Also, like all scientists, he kills and eats babies.

Don't you know that the stars are only flashlights that are hung from a black velvet curtain high above the earth?

No, all you scientists are wrong. We don't need you material scientists to make safer cars, or space scientists to create satellites for GPS, or agriculture scientists to get better food yields - for example, the agricultural scientist Norman Boorlaug who was a fancy-pantsy Nobel Prize winner and Congressional Gold Medal recipient and increased food yields to feed a billion people who otherwise might have starved. One thing I AM glad of is that everyone knows the Jeebus story of feeding a few thousand people vs Boorlaug's billion people. I'm glad Jesus has better PR machine because no one even knows about an evil scientist that saved billions of lives. If Jesus wanted billions fed, he would have taught what Boorlaug taught, but Jesus did'nt, did he? He knows everything and is god, but didn't teach this. No, Jesus through doing a miracle one-time basis, says he wants to feed people for a day, rather than teach them to fish and feed them for a lifetime.

I hope you see how an almost 9th grade graduate knows more than all the millions and millionns of scientists in the world who wasted all their time and money thinking they are helping people and doing real work. You scientists think you are so smart, buy you are dumb, dumb, dumb. Wasting 20 years time and money going to school. Pfft.

The Truth has now set you free.

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