Dreams

In my dream, my girlfriend tells me she has a secret. Every month, instead of having a period, she lays an egg. Since her "egg day" is coming up, she permits me to watch. After an incredibly arousing session of panting, moaning and straining, this beautiful porcelain white egg slides out of her. I pick it up and look at it. It looks just like a chicken egg, only several times larger. I can feel how heavy and solid it is. I'm just absolutely amazed by what just happened, it was fantastic!

She seems relieved that I'm not weirded out, happy even. I ask her what she does with her eggs, and she tells me that since they're not fertilized they'll never hatch, so she just throws them out. I tell her that's not right. Even if they wont hatch it seems like a shame to just throw them in the trash. I feel like we should use these eggs for something, do something with them. She asks me what could we possibly do with her egg, eat it?

And as I sit there, clutching her egg in my hands, I realize that's exactly what I want to do. I want to eat my girlfriend's egg.

So we got to the kitchen and fire up the stove. Gently, I crack the egg into the pan. It's shell is hard and thick, but I manage to get it open. It had a beautiful golden yoke, surrounded by crystalline clear fluid. It fills the whole pan, there was so much. And I proceed to make scrambled eggs as I normally do.

Finally, we have a plate of scrambled eggs, with a slice of toast. We both just sit there staring at it, not sure what to do next. Finally my girlfriend says you try it. So I pick up my fork, and take a bite.

It was the most delicious egg I've ever eaten. It tasted like heaven!

And that's when I wake up.