Up & Down - 10

Donut: I see you got Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney there.

Krom: Fuck you old man.

Do you even know why prosecutors, all of them, brag so much about their perfect records?

IT'S BECAUSE JUDGES LIKE YOU FUCKING LET THEM CALL WITNESSES, PRESENT EVIDENCE, AND RUN ENTIRE FUCKING INVESTIGATIONS ALL BY THEMSELVES WITHOUT ANYTHING TO KEEP THEM IN CHECK.

I mean goddamn, if that weren't bad enough, there's even fucking more.

It's ALWAYS MY GODDAMN FAULT GODDAMNIT. Some clown is on the stand? I ask him a legitimate question "where were you when this occured" he responds with "haha, NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE BUT I CAN WEAR NO PANTS RIGHT?" and you give ME a goddamn penalty. What the fuck is wrong with you?

"Mr. Wright, that joke sucked. You know what that means. PENALTY TIME"

And shit, by the time the prosecutor is done presenting the mounds upon mounds of evidence the trial is fucking over because IT CAN ONLY LAST THREE DAYS? WHAT THE DONKEYSHIT?!

And of course, You're innocent until proven guilty right? OH WAIT, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY UNTIL YOU PROVE NOT ONLY THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BUT ALSO PROVE WHO THE FUCK DID IT!

I mean fucking christ, I prove an alibi, some guy was sleeping. He was drugged. He couldn't have been there. The passage was blocked. Here is where the murder occured. My client couldn't have done it. BUT UNLESS I PULL A FUCKING JESUS OUT OF MY GODDAMN EVIDENCE I CAN'T GET HIM CLEARED OF ALL GODDAMN CHARGES.

So fuck you old man. I've had it with your shit.

Donut: Sounds fun.

Krom: Sure is.