Hentai Priest - Chapter 2

Every year, a woman comes in to validate the chapel and makes sure the priest is actually doing something useful. Just by knowing this, you guys should already grasped the idea Hentai wasn't ready for this day. But he always had a trick up his sleeve.

He was going to sneak out. It's genius, he can easily escape validation if he's not there to be validated. God, why haven't I thought of this in order to skip tests? Oh yeah, because I usually fail them.

Hentai got out from under his desk and quickly opened his office door. His head was pointed at the ground though. Ever heard of the term, if I can't see you, you can't see me? Well, this is what he's doing. But boy, did it backfire.

His head dived right between the woman's breasts as he continued walking. This woman was particularly strong. It was said that she was able to push the ground down in order for a wheelchaired person to access an area.

Hentai began to walk faster and faster until his legs blurred and dust covered him. The woman slapped his face causing him to fly into a wall. He landed flat on his face and rubble piled over him. She sticked her hand into the rubble and dragged his head up.

"Listen here, punk, just because you're older than me doesn't mean you can do that, got it?"

"Do what? I was just trying to make a run for it."

"That's worse!" She tossed his body onto the cross where Jesus was crucified on. Hentai's body clearly went straight into Jesus leaving his body bruised.

"Damn you Jesus, why did you have to be there..." His body fell onto the alter that mysteriously looked like a bed.

The woman walked towards the alter and looked down on him through her glasses.

"Please don't hurt me anymore!"

"I didn't plan to." She began to take off her clothes when Hentai suddenly pushed her onto the ground.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Can't you see? Making you quit as a priest."

"But if you do that, the title of this story wouldn't be Hentai Priest anymore!"

"Then we have no choice but to change the name..." She brushed way the hair from her face and began to make her fingers draw an invisible line towards his pants.

"Wait! There might be children reading this!"

"As if they even care, they would've probably lost interest in the first chapter.

Hentai muttered "Oh shit" to himself many times as she began to make her move on him.

"Wait!"

"What now?"

"Look! It's strawberry milk man!"

"Where!?"

Hentai took this chance and began to dash for the chapel doors when they suddenly blew open. One of the doors slammed his body at the ground. A man with a sheathed sword lowered his leg and ran in.

"Brother! I'm here to save you! And quietly perform incest stuff with you..."

The woman sighed and walked towards him. Hentai's brother stepped onto the door with him under it as well as the woman.

"Who are you? Where is my brother? Whom I find very attractive..."

"That's none of your business, and your brother is going to be marrying me."

"Wait, what!?" yelled Hentai from under the door.

"That's right, you're marrying me. I'm not really the validator for this chapel. Your father and my parents had just arranged us together."

"Brother, you are quite the ladies man. Wish you could be attracted to me..."

"Shut up. First off, brother, what are you doing here. Second, why am I getting married?"

"I'm here because I heard some hot action was going on between you two and being the sensitive and caring brother I am, I couldn't let that happen."

"You're getting married because your father wants to have good relations with my parent's company."

"Both of you, get out of my chapel, this is God's house!"

"God's house? Then let's ask him if we're destined to be together forever."

"Back off."

Hentai mustered all of his strength and began to lift the door with two adults up. The woman instantly noticed this and stomped on it. Hentai lost his balance and fell again.

"The name's Fio... What's your's?

"As if it mattered, the name's Prokrastinate AKA Pro."

"Will you guys get off me?" Hentai began to breathe heavier and heavier.

"You are the successor to Hokuto Shin Ken, right?" asked Fio.

Pro instantly shook. "H-how did you know? Not even I, his loving brother, told anyone."

"That just means you did tell someone!"

"Obviously, I didn't tell the guys at the anime club that Hokuto no Ken was a true story that took place many a year ago..."

"Screw this!" He yelled and lifted the door without effort and sent the two flying in a swirling motion. "You guys can never tell anyone else that. It's a secret. Besides, everyone knows that I can't stay a priest if I do that."

"Screw that. This chapel is going to be destroyed in a matter of minutes," said Fio while brushing her hair.

Pro rubbed his chin at her, "You mean those giant machines outside I destroyed were meant to take down this chapel?"

"I guess... How did you take them down?"

"Even though I use a sword, I'm also a practitioner of Hokuto Shin Ken," he said cracking his knuckles.

Hentai pointed at him nervously, "B-but father said you're not allowed to use it on the weak! It would cause our family's secret to be known!" He fell on his knees and began to cry.

Pro kneeled beside him and held his chin towards his face. Sparkles began to shine from his body, "Don't worry, little brother, I'll protect the secret."

Hentai punched Pro in the face, "What the hell!? You just exposed it! And don't do that to me again..."

Fio crossed her arms, "It doesn't matter, this chapel is going to be torn down anyways. You guys can stay at my house."

Pro leaped on Hentai by the shoulders, "Even me!? That's awesome! That gives me more time to read my H-doujinshi..."

Hentai began to panic, "But the chapel! W-what!?"

Fio lifted Hentai off the ground by his legs and began to carry him out of the chapel. Pro followed closely behind.

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Hentai kneeled quietly in the corner crying, "M-my chapel's gone..."

Fio sighed and drank a bottle of wine, "Look, you can be a priest till we're married, alright? Stop being a SOB and find another way to help people other than using that crappy chapel."

"That chapel meant a lot to me y'know!"

She threw the empty bottle at his head with a quick flick of the wrist. "Seriously, cut it out. I'm sure readers are pissed off at your whining already when you're supposed to be perverted and stuff."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. I was just trying to be dramatic."

Pro grabbed Hentai from behind with his arms around his neck and chest.

"W-what the hell!? Hey, stop licking my neck and biting my ear! Hey!"

Fio smiled, "Finally, I can sleep in peace knowing two men are protecting me..." She fell sideways and began to snore quietly.

What the hell did she mean by protecting her? Could this marriage be just a trap? Or could she really love him and just can't confess? God damn, should I even continue? Because you gotta remember, only you can prevent forest fires. But who cares about forests these days.