Hentai Priest - Chapter 1

In some religions, priests are never allowed to marry anyone or even touch that subject, let alone dance around it. According to them, they're married to God and even have a ring given to them by the church to prove it. This meant that they can't cheat on God. Because if they cheat on God, they'll go to hell. This thought doesn't cross the minds of priests since they have decided on this long ago. But this man's story is different.

Let's take a look back at his childhood. At a young age, he was already interested on how a female's body worked. His family had a special trait that allowed them to instantly know if something was different from the day before. Such as if someone dared to touch someone else's money or even the slight difference in where the door was originally positioned from before. Despite being obvious or not, they'll notice it.

He instantly noticed a difference on the female's chests. They were expanding. Back then, he didn't know what this was all about. He was at the age where sex was still a mystery to him and anything arousing was still locked deep inside. Finding this oddly peculiar, he decided to dive in deeper.

His family also had another trait. Their minds develop to their most mature state in just a few years of from their births. Being able to process information faster and remembering things better, they can easily become the smartest on Earth. Much of his siblings are already presidents of some countries, lead scientists in science, or doctors that already discovered the cure to the most severe of diseases.

This made his entire family rich and possess nearly the world's whole economy. The boy lives in luxary and usually enjoys learning more about things he doesn't know about. Like why the sky's blue, or why people die. With libraries full of information on nearly every subject (Ranging from cardboard to Metal Gear Solid), he could easily find out.

With these resources at his disposal, he immediately learned the next lesson in life: puberty. But he was more interested with a female's development rather than male's. Taking observations such as expansion rates and sizes of each of their breasts, he turned into what we call today, a pervert.

This continued onto high school where he discovered more subjects to be researched. He began to divide the different types of breasts into different catagories. This soon went out of hand where he was confiscated of all his research when he began physically testing the subjects. He soon changed his ways and began to learn religion and became a priest in order to repent for what he has done for all those years.

At first, he thought it was a genius of a plan but when he learned he could never marry a woman or even as to so much date them, he regretted the idea and wanted to back away. To not be able to love anyone else but God. To never be able to taste of the forbidden fruit... But it was too late. His graduation into priest hood was imminent.

This brings us to today. The year doesn't matter. Technology is growing at a rapid rate as well as harmony across nations. Only small troubles remain with delinquents and retards:

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"Hey dude."

"Yeah?"

"Want a fruit punch?"

"Sure! That'll be swell!"

"Here's some fruit.. and here's the punch!"

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The main character of this story doesn't have a real name. When he was concieved at birth, his parents forgot to name him because of their busy lives. He was referred as "He" or "Boy". But during high school, after the accident that changed his life, he was nicknamed Hentai (search it up on Google).

Continuing on, Hentai is busy sweeping the stairs of his chapel as usual. His chapel is in a rundown alley way where no one of a good heart comes through anymore. Believe it or not, priests draw out of a hat to decide which chapel they're in charge of. Sadly, Hentai's luck was bad.

Hentai never had any luck. Instead, all he had was bad luck. One time, he was supposed to get a set of encylopedias for his birthday since he was still in the age of curiosity. But he got a dirty book instead. It wasn't exactly bad luck but... maybe he was lucky but depends on what you want and don't want, I guess.

Changing the subject, he's been sweeping and sweeping in the same spot for ages. Will he ever get the place clean? No matter how much he swings that broom, dust just keeps flying.

Hentai sighed and rested the broomstick on his shoulder. "Boy, it's hot today," he said wiping the sweat from his forehead.

Global warming was still in effect. It was discovered that it wasn't the atmosphere's problem, but actually the Earth was being drawn closer to the sun. Who would've thought?

Scientists have thought this to be slander but they only bit their tongues when they found out it took three days less to get to the sun from Earth. Also a small bit to add, scientists have also developed a spaceship that can fly through the sun. Inside of the sun is actually another colony ready to invade Earth. Luckily, the spaceship destroyed their entire city and caused their heat resistant barrier to fade away.

Hentai looked at the sky and noticed clouds were gathering. "I should head inside before it starts to rain."

Right, Hentai went back inside his chapel and closed the doors behind him. A lot of porno magazines and dirty videos were lying around the chapel. He had some bad people come in before who decided to jack off inside considering most of Earth is always on camera.

Hentai's chapel is one of the only places that isn't built with a camera installed since nothing interesting ever happens there. Being the priest he is, he doesn't really want to throw them in the trash and allows people to come in and go to masturbate whenever they please.

By now, you think that Hentai is a very bad priest but it wasn't always like this. When his chapel was first built, people actually went in to pray and attend all that ceremonial stuff. However people began to frequent a competing chapel beside a teleportation dock.

In this time and day, teleportation docks were the fastest way to travel from place to place. Not many were built so they're very spaced from each other. They have little line-ups as well so they were frequently used. This caused Hentai's chapel to eventually become run down with no one coming in.

Hentai is a very respected young man and quite good-looking as well. Sometimes young girls come and look for him just for the opportunity to talk to him. But they're usually too scared to even touch the chapel's door because of rumours floating around about his rape crimes, but in the light of truth, they were just lies when he accidentally fell into a woman's cleavage.

Enough backstory, let's cut to the main story, shall we?

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Hentai sat in his office and spinned around in his chair with a lollipop in his mouth. He's been quite bored and had nothing of interest to do. Until, one day...

"Hello, is anyone in there?" A beautiful woman opened the chapel's doors and walked inside. "I'm here to meet the priest of this chapel, I'm supposed to validate you to see if you have the qualifications to still be a priest."

Hentai hid under his desk. He quietly muttered "Oh man" to himself over and over.

What's gonna happen? You'll know if just one of you guys will bother reading this.